This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.
You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.
woAH WAIT PLOT TWIST
I love this child.
I don’t even know what half of this food is supposed to be but I don’t fucking care, I want it. look at how fucking delicious everything looks. if you dare to even say looking at this doesn’t make you hungry, I know you’re a lying little piece of shit.
Omg food porn again.. totally nsfw. HOLY SHIT.
♫ Cheese, glorious cheese! ♫
Well fuck you very much, Monday.
Mozzarella sticks are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.